Sooo...I've just got back off of holiday and started to realise that as much as people think that clothes that are ugly might be benefiting them in some way, there not, and therefore you look stupid...let me explain.
The bane of my existence, the most ridiculous shoe in the world, yes the croc...although it may be the most comfortable shoe in the world, It is by far the most unsociable. Bright, heavy, chunky, plastic, lary extremities that people think are fine for holidays, your wrong!
CROC RULES: if you are under five you may wear the socially unacceptable croc at your own risk anywhere...yes babies you have it easy...however over five and under ten....you my friends can only wear them at a beach...and I'm not talking about a sandpit at the local park, no no a proper holiday beach! Over ten, I'm afraid this is where the hideous relationship you have with these satanic soles is over...no more...Bye Bye Crocs, otherwise you might as well just go and where socks and sandals!
YET ANOTHER FASHION DISASTER-why oh why did anyone ever think it was a good idea to bring back leg warmers....your not engaging in any sport activity and if you are what possibly could you be doing that you need those monstrosities on for in the first place! Leg warmers are a definite faux pau in my mind and will be one thing that I don't intend on resurrecting any time soon...
AND FINALLY FOR TODAY...we all know its Summer ladies but please..ever heard of the expression legs or boobs...both...really? too much flesh, you look like a mess.... I don't want to see all these women's bums..why cant people wear a vest top underneath that see-through crochet top.
aren't I a pleasant one for today...obviously still job hunting and having no such luck!
BAD TIMES
S.x
